Match these punch lines!

  1. Four: one to change it and three to deny the change.
  2. That depends. Does it have health insurance?
  3. How many can you afford?
  4. None. We contract out for things like that.
  5. At the present point in time it is against policy and our strategy’s best interests to divulge information of that nature.Next question,please.

a) Politicians

b) Military information officers

c) Lawyers

d) CEO’s

e) Doctors

Reader’s Digest-Humor Collection

Answers will be provided later today,in the meantime have fun and guess.

 

 

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