Best Lightbulbs!

In honor of the 133rd anniversary of Thomas Edison invention on October 21,1879 and shortly afterward someone inventing the first lightbulb joke.Here are few :

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; one to screw it almost all the way in and one to to give it a surprising twist at the end.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but the lightbulb has to be willing to change.

How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb? Who cares? They never get the house anyway.

How many members of U2 does it take to change a lightbulb? One; Bono holds the lightbulb,and the world revolves around him.

Published in Reader’s Digest

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